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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Springsuits and Mama's Big Board

We went to South Padre and looked for a surfboard, we drove, and drove, and finally found a place with a perfect board for Mom. When we got there I got on my Springsuit (which took quite a while). You usually would see great tags on things like Comfortable! Keeps you warm! I've got a few things to add to that tag: 
-Holds Pee at Your Waist!
-Freezes Your Butt!
-Chokes and/or Suffocates You!
-is the Most Uncomfortable Thing You've Ever Tried On!
These really seem to describe Springsuits. Mom's new surfboard is yellow,grey and black, like my Springsuit. It is one that has the foamy stuff on the top it was about 300$. We only found two places that sold surfboards! My Mom thinks of not going to the beach for about two weeks is the point that her head is going to go flying into space, I try to tell her that other people in George West haven't been in years!  Even though the Surfboard and Kayak are very tempting.

2 comments:

  1. Sorry about no pics, gonna have to get them later

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  2. I actually saw a pic of you in your springsuit & of the surfboard. You cannot even tell that your pee is at your waist! :)

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